Bend Your Eyes

Nano-Science again,
Prof Lim again,
Jokes again.

Today Prof Lim's said something extremely FUN----NY. It's not related to Nano-science, not related to our syllabus. It's related to the new physics theory so called "Quantum Light Theory". However, we will never know that maybe what he said today might win a Noble prize in future.

As usual, Prof Lim started the class with a few haha, hehe and hoho. After that, he took up his pen and start writing or maybe drawing on the white board. Oh ya, before he started his drawing, he complaint about the comments by the students. It is because we complaint to him that his writing is too messy to read, and he just simply write anything on the board not accordingly to the sequence. Guess what he replied us? He separated the white board into 3 parts using his pen and said will write nicer today but ended up

Guys, can you understand what's he writing? or maybe drawing? Ok, fine. He claimed that this is a kind of writing by a scientist. Omg, suddenly my friend said this "Sir, you're not a scientist also." he replied "hey, I am a physicist k!!!"LOL

Prof Lim is a typical "Save the world" person. He will used up the white board to the fullest not even a single space. He normally don't use tissue or duster to wipe the board, but using a piece of green cloth. Cool huh. Okay, because of the habit of using up the whole board, he wrote the equation to the very extremely bottom part of the white board and just so nice there is this black box that located just right in front of the white board and this black box is just blocking us from copying. And now come to the CLIMAX, the joke of the day.

Some student started to complain


"Sir, cannot see wor."

and he replied

"then bend your eyes la!!"

The students started making noise, and showing those very confused look.

I was in the class, the first thing came into my mind was "how to bend my eyes?"

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Oh no no, I am not going to bend my eyes just to copy the notes. I don't want to be blind!!!!

Hey, bend your eyes? Are you sure that if I bend our eyes then I should be able to see what's writing there? I will never know, it's because I will turn blind once I bend my eyes. LOL.

Because of this "bend your eyes la" lead us to a new theory so called "Quantum Light Theory"
Light is supposed to travel in a straight line and because of this property of light that caused the blocking of the black box. As I know, we can only see an object behind another blocking object in the water due to the reflection of the water. However, Prof Lim stated that if we bend our eyes, we will be able to see what's behind the box. This is an interesting topic to think of. LOL *sarcastic*

Hmmm, let me further develop the theory. "Quantum Light Theory" stated that the light is NOT travel in a straight line as long as we bend our eyes. So this theory might help us in our daily life and here are some examples that I've thought of.

1. Driving Lesson- If you are following behind a lorry and you are unable to see the road in front of the lorry, just bend your eyes.
2. Magic Show- If David Copperfield is trying to show you some magic by covering some black cloth, just bend your eyes.
3. Toilet- If you are trying to see who's occupying the toilet for a long time, just bend your eyes. (same thing apply to fitting room and bla bla bla..)
4. Concert- If somebody which is taller than you is blocking you from seeing your idol, just bend your eyes.
5. Games- If you are playing hide and seek with your friends and you are trying to find them, just bend your eyes.
6. Airport- If you are a police at the checkpoint of the immigration and you need to confirm no weapon is to be brought up to the plane, just bend your eyes. (more effective than Infra-red)
   

There are more and more to write, it's depends on how our imagination going to develop it. hehe. What if this theory is apply in looking through people's mind? Oh gosh, once my parents bend their eyes - my dad gonna know that I wasted his money, my mom gonna know that I plucked her flowers. Oh no no no. I hope this will never happen. But in the other way, if I could ever bend my eyes and look through people's mind, I will know whether she likes me and whether I stand a chance of getting her? haha, not bad~ =)

1 hour 30 minutes of Nano-Science class, I've learn nothing. Just had some thought of all these stupid ideas. Normally those noble invention came from stupid ideas too so this "Quantum Light Theory" might win a noble prize in future.

If this really happens, I believe that there will be some "Prof Lim theory" or "Quantum Light Theory". Some equations might also appear in the future books and MMU might update their course for Nano major student with the new subject named "ENT 3038 Electronics in Quantum Light Theory" and there will be only 1 chapter - "eyes bending". But before proving this theory, we have to find a way to avoid becoming blind after we bend our eyes. If we do found the solution, I won't deny something like this will happen.

"Bend your eyes if something is blocking you!"

(Prof Lim, 2008)